BARNEY SONG PARODIES
 
Barney smokes! Barney drinks!
Barney threw up in the sink!
Kids think he's as pure as driven snow.
If sponsors find out, then no more show!
 
I love you, you love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V.
Didn't use a condom, shared a needle too.
Won't you say you love me too?
 
I am she, she is me.
What a schizo family!
With a hug and a kiss and a smile from me to me,
This is strange, don't you agree?
 
I hate you, you hate me,
Let's hang Barney from a tree!
With a punch and a kick and a bullet to the head,
Now that purple freak is dead.
 
I hate you, you hate me,
Let's go out and kill Barney!
Put a gun to his head, pull the trigger, now he's dead!
First he's purple, then he's red!
 
Barney's dead! Baby Bop's next!
Let's gang up and wring her neck!
With a rope and a knife and a sack to put her in,
They're both dead, I guess we win!
 
I love you, you love me.
Homosexuality!
People think that we're really just good friends,
But we're really lesbians.
 
I loathe you, you loathe me,
And we both despise Barney,
So let's beat him up, shoot him with a .44.
No more purple dinosaur!
 
I hate you, you hate me.
Let's go out and kill Barney.
When a shot rings out and Barney hits the floor,
No more purple dinosaur!
 
I hate you, you hate me!
Let's tie Barney to a tree!
With a knife in his back and a hammer to his head,
Let's all cheer 'cause Barney's dead!
 

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